OK...so you wanna join Underground Volleyball, huh? Smart choice. We'll walk you through the membership process in steps. Let's begin, shall we? STEP 1: Simply by wanting to join you have passed the mandatory membership IQ test, so let's move right on to STEP 2. STEP 2: Do you have $25? If you do have $25.00 (US) go directly to STEP 3. If you do not look around your house for a purse or wallet which does. Until you complete STEP 2, do not bother going on to STEP 3. STEP 3: Fill out a UVA MEMBERSHIP APPLICATION and send it in along with your payment. (check or money order please) STEP 4: There are ONLY three steps!!! But for those who need another phase to get them to join here is a list of EXCLUSIVE BENEFITS given to registered UVA members. That should convince anyone who is still unsure. STEP 5: OK...enough already!!! We're gettin' really sick of this now! We told you there was no STEP 4 so why are you on STEP 5???? If you still have any questions, concerns, doubts, inquiries, delusions, hallucinations, headaches, drowsiness, stiffness, burning sensations, insomnia, nausea, nervousness, blurred vision, hair loss, or aching muscles in the lower back ... Please contact us at Underground Volleyball Headquarters and we will answer any or all of your questions*. * Underground Volleyball related questions only